A penguin drove his car into the mechanic shop to get it serviced.
Rather than wait, he went across the street to the ice cream parlour and had himself the biggest, messiest vanilla sundae ever.
Ice cream went everywhere, all over his beak, his forehead, his feathers.
Without giving a thought to cleaning up, he wandered back to the mechanic, who looked up from under the bonnet and said “It looks like you blew a seal.”
The penguin replied, “No, it’s only ice cream.”
Boom-tish!
Why the lame joke?
I went to see Seal perform the other night.
He sang.
He danced.
I looked pretty damn good.
Shoes – Stacy Adams
Jeans – Scotch & Soda
Shirt – Topman
Jacket – Herringbone
