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Have I mentioned that I’m an idiot?
So, I put together my outfit the other day, and I think I was looking particularly fine. I decided to give a new pair of jeans their public debut. They are Diesel jeans, and they are one of those...
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
I put this little outfit together yesterday. I was off to indulge in a leisurely lunch and a slow stroll through Newtown, with the high probability of doing a spot of shopping as well. The shirt was...
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Well, that was a waste of time.
No, I’m not talking about my most recent 45 seconds of self pleasure. I’m talking about the joke that was clickfrenzy.com.au I believe this was supposed to be a clone of the Mad Monday online sale in...
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Take that, Mr Warhol!
Fifteen minutes of fame? Babies, this thing is going to last forever in my mind! As I’m sure you are well aware, my all too brief flirt with the television cameras will be airing on television next...
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Makes water-boarding look fun.
I was going to wax lyrical about this wonderful time of year, where everyone is basking in the glow of seasonal cheer and charity. Then I woke up to myself and decided to tell the truth. I hate...
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Pop go the shoes… and my taste buds… and my top button.
I went to dinner with a friend last night and finally got to wear the shirt that upset me so on New Year’s Eve. The trousers I paired the shirt with were a great match colour wise and I could have...
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100!
One hundred followers! How many followers does one need to formally become a cult? I’ll need every one of you to forward me your life savings, so I can buy a retreat in the hills where I can educate...
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Roll on, Winter!
Winter is almost upon us here in the Southern hemisphere, and I for one, couldn’t be happier. The coat and jacket wardrobe has been reorganised and freshly colour coded. My dry cleaner has now earned...
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A very blue affair
I seem to be having quite the affair lately with my new electric blue Scotch & Soda jeans. It just seems that the brightness of the blue simply makes everything look good with them. Don’t you...
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Unless we get a little crazy.
A penguin drove his car into the mechanic shop to get it serviced. Rather than wait, he went across the street to the ice cream parlour and had himself the biggest, messiest vanilla sundae ever. Ice...
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Saves time….
Remember the days when you were a kid and you got a new pair of sneakers? Remember trying to scuff them up as much as possible on your way to school, because you didn’t want to be seen in new shoes?...
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Summer is fast approaching.
Good things about Summer: My man bags become outfit essentials again. Not so good things about Summer: It’s hot. The beach tempts me. (You’d understand why that is an issue if you saw me in swimmers)...
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New shoes! Again!
Okay, they may not be my most impressive purchase, nor the sexiest additions to the Shoeplex, but they’re still nice. They’re kind of like the non threatening Shoeplex neighbour. They’re not going to...
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