Fifteen minutes of fame?
Babies, this thing is going to last forever in my mind!
As I’m sure you are well aware, my all too brief flirt with the television cameras will be airing on television next month.
The producers of Come Dine With Me Australia have set the publicity train running, and have asked me to do an interview today.
Can you believe it?
A Time magazine cover shoot!
Man of the Year nomination for GQ!
People magazine’s Most Splendiferous Human Being! (It’s a new category, and I should be a shoe-in)
Okay, maybe I’m getting carried away.
It’s for the local newspaper.
I’m not complaining, though.
All publicity is good publicity, but come to think of it, why the hell wasn’t I even nominated for GQ Man of the Year?
Well, GQ?
ANSWER ME, DAMNIT!
Shoes – Stacey Adams
Jeans – Oxford
Shirt – Oxford
Bag – Albedo